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I'm 19 years old, from Altoona, Pennsylvania, USA.It really sucks here so stay the h-e-double hockey stick away.

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To avoid brain damage, smelly feet, bad breath, the uncontrolable urge to vomit, premature balding, spastic colon, and wearing adult diapers stay on this page. Otherwise don't blame me for your problems.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Cause of Death Betting Odds

  • Falls off a real boat doing "King of the World" schtick. 3:1
  • Loses bloody slapfight with Hanson at Tiger Beat magazine party 5:1
  • Sleep-deprivation from girls screaming "Leo!!!!" outside of his window 24/7, wherever he goes. 6:1
  • Complete exhaustion from trying to disprove gay rumor 9:1
  • Frightened to death by ghosts of actual Titanic victims, pissed off by his cutesy-boy portrayal. 15:1

-Mad Magazine Sept. 1998

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